Avengers pick up lines:

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
  • Loki: kneel.
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benbarnesistheswanqueen:

Avengers Sorting Hat

You could argue that Steve is a Hufflepuff, then that would complete the pattern.

I agree, and I was actually thinking that. I think Steve would be a Hufflepuff…after all, as I’ve had to re-iterate a million times, being a Hufflepuff doesn’t mean you’re not brave or smart or any other number of things. After all, it’s not fair that we only get one :(

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EVERYBODY HIDE.

  • Interviewer: I blush to say it, but are you aware there's a "F-ck Yeah, Tom Hiddleston" tumblr?
  • Tom: [Smiles] I am.
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Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston for “Avengers: Superstars to Superheroes”

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